It's about this time of year I image what Santa would be doing if he was actually real! (Sorry for all you kids out there!) He'd be rubbing his hands while sitting in his huge antique leather and wooden chair in his huge office shouting at his executive elves: "This is it boys, this is what we've been waiting all year for!", at which time he'll shout at the nearest elf he sees:
"You boy! How much do we expect to make this year?"
at which the elf shakily replies "Only £180 Billion, Sir. We are off the target by £20 Billion!"
"What! WHAT!"
At which time Santa picks the elf up and throws him into the fire...
... oh, how I love Christmas!
(Not)
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